Top of the list of must-know Commonwealth words is ‘CHOGM’, the bizarre diplomatic shorthand for the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meetings, which take place every two years. (Pronounced Ch-ogg-um).
There is much more to CHOGM than a leaders get-together. Running alongside are the Commonwealth People’s Forum for civil society organisations, the Business Forum, the Youth Forum and even the People’s Space, which highlights the cultural offerings of the host country. It’s a great time for Commonwealth groupies and hangers-on to ponder whatever is on the agenda that year.
The theme for Trinidad 2009 is partnering for a more equitable and sustainable future. This catch-all language seems as impenetrable as the word CHOGM itself. And more importantly will the average person walking down a street have any idea to what either of these refer? My guess is no.
Uganda in 2007 went ‘CHOGM crazy’, with one Kampala daily running the headline ‘Queen 2,314 miles away’, as Elizabeth II stopped over in Malta en route to the meeting.
The Government certainly went crazy too, spending massively on new roads to take the great and good from the airport to the conference centre.
The BBC reported that the country also got ready by clearing beggars from the capital’s streets:
In the last few weeks, hundreds have been rounded up and taken to a makeshift holding centre outside the capital.
Built as a rehabilitation centre for young offenders, it is now home to almost 900 people, nearly all of them children.
There is not enough room for everyone in the dormitories, so some sleep in the gymnasium.
A report out this week tells us that Uganda?s roads are in dire straights, as if the costly improvements of two years ago never happened. So what are the long-lasting benefits of these meetings for the host country?
But this is a different issue altogether. Back to the name, shouldn’t we just call it a ‘Commonwealth Summit’ and make everything simple? Surely no-one disputes the value of world leaders connected by a shared history and common values holding a Summit every two years to discuss shared solutions to common problems. But to many it will appear a noble idea wrapped up in gobbledygook and alienating jargon.